Mansplat 

Mansplaining in which the ‘splainer has no damn idea what he’s talking about.

Backyard work continues. It’s been raining so limited what we can do. I suggest that we pick up the materials (trex decking material) to get that chore out of the way. He mansplatted: You want to haul off that stuff when it’s pouring?!? The last thing we want is for that stuff to get soaked.

The trex decking material?

Mansplat by Joe El April 29, 2023

mansplainertainer 

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.

Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."

mansplainertainer by coocho October 5, 2018

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

mansplant

Removal of a sissy man's vagina and replacement with a set of balls

Ken uses a purple broom to clean the house, he really needs a mansplant

mansplant by longslim March 8, 2015

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore 

a simple phrase that is the male counterpart of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep.
Both phrases are used interchangeable depending on the person, but a gender neutral option is Sovereign Stealing Sway

Bard: Guys, I don't think I can Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore us out this situation
Barbarian: Manslaughter it is then

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore by ChaoticChaos April 4, 2023

macsplat 

When a male masturbates over some serious porn and spunks on his mac book, it can be a screen shot or the keyboard!

Chris " i fucked my right hand last night and did a macsplat, dude you should seen that shit, it went f***** everywhere man"

macsplat by JRF17 December 2, 2010

mansulation 

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011