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man-pet
1. Any male human being, particularly any metrosexual man, serving as a pet, usually to rich gay men, fussy old queens, or, occassionally, to a dominatrix.
Wild manlet
A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.
They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.
Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.
One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.
Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.
Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.
One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.
Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
Wild manlet by manlet hunter 3000 March 21, 2011
Turbo-manlet
Turbo-manlet by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017
Manlet Monday
A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
Manlet Monday by goaart June 4, 2021
Mandetta
A prolonged series of hostile, passive aggressive acts directed at random, unsuspecting men by a woman who is still mad over her last breakup.
Courtney: "I heard that Mary threw a drink on Todd last night when he asked her to go home with him."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."
Mandetta by Nora Wrana May 30, 2008
Manlet
A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any other man. They tend to be very muscular and wide, without a neck.
Guy: "You remember Maurice Jones-Drew?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"
I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"
I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.
Manlet by TheRickestRick April 19, 2016
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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