Definitions by jackts9999

cat

Not a dog

The UrbanDictionary. #1 definition for dog is "not a cat", soooo I found logical that a cat its not a dog..

cat by Jackts9999 May 4, 2009

Hyena 

An African mammal, ugly as hell,hairy and dirty that usually feeds on shitty corpses left by other animals, fucks once a year and yet keeps laughing.

Safari Guide : Look people, a hyena!
Tourist: Ewww, thats disgusting!

Hyena by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

Sailing 

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money

Sailing owns, though

Sailing by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

Nanosecond 

A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times

cling!(Green light)
HONK HONK HONK!
nanosecond!

Nanosecond by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

cockroach 

Japanese Delicatessen

I went to Japan, and ate kametashi matushi (Créme á la cockroach)

cockroach by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

Blowjob 

Promotion

She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager

Blowjob by jackts9999 May 4, 2009