mamosecond 

This is the unit of time between touching a girls breasts and her slapping you in the face

I just touched her and within a mamosecond I was covered in blood

mamosecond by Mitchell Dilkes May 28, 2004

manosecond 

the amount of time it takes a guy to look for something he lost before giving up.

frank lost his keys and looked for them for a manosecond before he called me to find them for him

manosecond by sara withoutanh October 21, 2010