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Captain Munnerlyn 

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
Captain Munnerlyn by BigDeff November 5, 2009
Just being a man.
Shitting in the woods. Burping in front of women. Watching football on T.V. and not hearing a word you girlfriend says.

ex.) Chris burps in front of your girlfriend, she says ewww and your response is "it's mannery".

ex.) You, your boy, and his girl are hanging out. She says something to him but he doesn't hear because he is entranced watching the game. After she says it again and gets his attention and you all laugh about how into the game he is You could say "your mannery is showing".

ex.)If you spill something and clean it up with a shirt, as opposed to a towel, because the shirt is closer - "That's mannery"

other examples: throwing a perfect spiral, chugging a beer, saying to a girl you don't know/just met "Hey you lets get naked" then her and her friends proceed to hang out with you and your friends (*Note: If you try this or a similar line and it doesn't work that's not mannery you are just a douche bag.)

Chuck Norris has mannery.

Mrs. Mannerless 

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.
“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.

mannery glands 

excess male breast tissue on a rather plump chap
jesus check out the mannery glands on he!
Fun , funny , playful,smart
Look manderly is running in the playground

Munnerlyn 

Look at that munnerlyn}
Munnerlyn by Pool boy 773 February 1, 2019