She’s a good friend to be around. She’s goofy and tends to be serious when it needs to be. She’llalways be there for you no matter what. She kind and protective.
Maymuun: wanna go 2 the park?
You: sure
Maymuun: let’s buy ice cream, I’ll pay 4 u
When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes
I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.