Definitions by pervert_1&2

Chocolate Woodpecker 

When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker

I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush

Chocolate Woodpecker by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017

Wooly Manmouth 

When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes

I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.

Wooly Manmouth by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017