manhesive

A general mix of cum and water used for light duty adhesive purposes.

Nothing glues a mouth shut quite the same as manhesive!

by Niel Vain May 25, 2009

manceive

(v) to perceive a man; to become aware or conscious of the presence of a man; to come to realize or understand the existence of a man.

1. *two lady-friends walking into a restaurant*
A:I'm really glad we have this time to bond, lady-style.
B:BUT WAIT! I've just manceived...12 o'clock!

2. Her mouth fell open in amazement as she manceived the wild majestic beauty in his natural habitat.

by disgruntledmustachio January 10, 2011

mahusive

A splicing of the words 'massive' and 'huge'. Used to indicate that something is large in measurement, and that the size need be excitedly proclaimed.

"Did you see that burger fat Jake ate? It was mahusive!"

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

Manheimers

A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.

Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.

Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.

by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017

mahosive

someone or thing that is very large

lemz: see that bitch shes mahosive mate
Limzy: yeh truly nasty.!!!

by limzy July 13, 2006

Mansive

(Man-sive): the term is closely related to massive except for when a man does it. Thus the Mansive term is born. Usually used by males as a form of bragging rights to influence their tribal, animalistic nature amongst friends.

Did you look at the Mansive amount of CoCo's, X3 Meat, X3 Cheese, 800grams of rices, level 10... That should shut colon down.

by Slayve April 1, 2011

mahusive

This is a cross between huge and massive, and is deseigned to cause the afore mentioned words redundent

That was a mahusive shit

by Captain Nobwash December 12, 2002