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manceive 

(v) to perceive a man; to become aware or conscious of the presence of a man; to come to realize or understand the existence of a man.
1. *two lady-friends walking into a restaurant*
A:I'm really glad we have this time to bond, lady-style.
B:BUT WAIT! I've just manceived...12 o'clock!

2. Her mouth fell open in amazement as she manceived the wild majestic beauty in his natural habitat.
manceive by disgruntledmustachio January 10, 2011
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A splicing of the words 'massive' and 'huge'. Used to indicate that something is large in measurement, and that the size need be excitedly proclaimed.
"Did you see that burger fat Jake ate? It was mahusive!"
mahusive by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

Manheimers 

A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.
Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.

Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.
Manheimers by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017

mahosive 

someone or thing that is very large
lemz: see that bitch shes mahosive mate
Limzy: yeh truly nasty.!!!
mahosive by limzy July 13, 2006
(Man-sive): the term is closely related to massive except for when a man does it. Thus the Mansive term is born. Usually used by males as a form of bragging rights to influence their tribal, animalistic nature amongst friends.
Did you look at the Mansive amount of CoCo's, X3 Meat, X3 Cheese, 800grams of rices, level 10... That should shut colon down.
Mansive by Slayve April 1, 2011
This is a cross between huge and massive, and is deseigned to cause the afore mentioned words redundent
That was a mahusive shit
mahusive by Captain Nobwash December 12, 2002