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A name for someone so bloody amazing that you just want to slap your face in their butt
I’d love to smell that ass they’re such a manczak
manczak by Ridiculously swerving November 23, 2021
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mancakes 

Pancakes cooked in a large skillet (12" or more) that are so big, that only a big man can finish them. (depending on the size) (This is the food we're talking about here...)
Husband: There's nothing good to eat here anymore...
Wife: I could fix you a plate of 3 mancakes stacked high with fresh strawberries, whipped topping, and some Mrs. Butterworth syrup.
Husband: Heck yeah! I'll get the 12" skillet that I used to kill my annoying co-worker with last Tuesday!
mancakes by Tbear September 18, 2012

mancakes 

A pancake that takes the whole griddle to make, only made by men. Usually cooked on camping trips. flipped by flinging it up in the air. easy to make easy to eat... enjoy
7:30 am C: dude lets make some mancakes!
K: yesss MANCAKES!
mancakes by not taken? January 17, 2011

mancakes 

1) Bachelor food. Usually made from assorted food stuffs in the home (see bachelor pad). Inedible to females.

2) The dried cakes of semen left on the abs when one has fallen asleep following a good wanking. (see also Man-chips)
1) Hey, Dave, I'm frying up some mancakes, you want one?

2) Hey, Dave, I tossed up some mancakes (also Man-chips), you want one?
mancakes by Pykebert October 30, 2004
1. Another word for male genitals

2. When a woman pours syrup all over a mans body and proceeds to lick it off of him (usually done in the morning)

3. A premium man; broad, strong, and a cool dude
Suck my mancake bitch

Yo that bitch ate me for breakfast when she made a mancake outa me this morning, Now I'm all Sticky!

Yo that dude is one giga fuckload of a mancake!
mancake by TyCoLicious August 7, 2009

Mancakes 

The pancakes you eat with a large group of friends while celebrating National Pancake Day at IHOP
Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!
Mancakes by mancakes12345 May 22, 2012

Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.
Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"
Chocolate Mancake by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010
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