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mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.
John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.
mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008
When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.
I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.
Mancrete by OceanReefer January 3, 2011
The combination of Man and Secret. Knowledge that is privileged, solely shared among men, and intended to be concealed from women.
Bro, don't tell my wife that I bought a sports car because she suffers from lower back pain and won't want to ride in it. That mancret will destroy the sale of all future sports cars if women find out.
Mancret by organicluv September 12, 2009

Man carpet 

A condition that occurs when there are too many men and not enough beds. Usually occurs on spontaneous vacations or due to underbooking rooms.
Dude we had 15 guys and only one twin sized bed, there were so many people sleeping on the floor the floor was covered by a wall to wall man carpet.
Man carpet by drycover March 20, 2011

mancapped 

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill
It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!
mancapped by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010
when you have alot of uncircumcised skin at the end of your penis
i got my mancape caught in my zipper again
mancape by Nasty Nate M September 11, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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