mancarpet

A male's pubic hair.

Wild's teeth were full of mancarpet after he was through with Teddy.

by PISCES838 September 7, 2005

mancretary

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

by Milbert December 9, 2008

Mancrete

When semen solidifies and hardens in hair.

I was giving my old lady a facial and I was so backed up that most of my nut landed in her hair causing some serious mancrete.

by OceanReefer January 3, 2011

Mancret

The combination of Man and Secret. Knowledge that is privileged, solely shared among men, and intended to be concealed from women.

Bro, don't tell my wife that I bought a sports car because she suffers from lower back pain and won't want to ride in it. That mancret will destroy the sale of all future sports cars if women find out.

by organicluv September 12, 2009

Man carpet

A condition that occurs when there are too many men and not enough beds. Usually occurs on spontaneous vacations or due to underbooking rooms.

Dude we had 15 guys and only one twin sized bed, there were so many people sleeping on the floor the floor was covered by a wall to wall man carpet.

by drycover March 20, 2011

mancapped

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill

It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!

by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010

mancape

when you have alot of uncircumcised skin at the end of your penis

i got my mancape caught in my zipper again

by Nasty Nate M September 11, 2013