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mancapped 

turned on, horny, erect, from ManCaps, a gay sex-enhancement pill
It's only been two days and I'm totally mancapped. I've got to get some ass right now!
mancapped by wehomo90210 June 30, 2010
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Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.
Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.
Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019
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Mandicapped 

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.
Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.
Mandicapped by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

Mandicapped 

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.
Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

Mandicapped 

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.
Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen
Mandicapped by the epster July 8, 2010

mancapade 

this is a three step process
1: get wasted or just drink enough to have a good time
2: Meet women
3: hookup with women
NOTE: do this with friends to play wingman for you
and the point of a mancapade is to hookup with women you dont know so respect step 2
dude i was on a mancapade with Phil last night and i hooked up with this chick named lisa...she was fine...mancapading fuckin rocks
mancapade by isaacfuckinrocks January 12, 2008

maxcapper 

A maxcapper is someone who can top any story, anything you say you did he says he did it first, or he did it better, or his was bigger, or he made more money, or he caught the bigger fish. Usually a liar, and eager to start meaningless arguments. alt. Captain Max or Mr. MaxThat
That maxcapper told me he won two oscars when he heard I won a medal for eight years' service to the community. Who is he, Captain Max? Mr. Maxthat? Sir max a lot?
maxcapper by JR Hannafin July 5, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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