Manapeed

10 or dudes buttfuckin each-other in linear fashion

The boys and I lined up an had ourselves a manapeed last night

by Alwaysdodrew October 24, 2011

manateed

When Ones Face Is Smashed In, Or In The Process Of Getting Smashed In. ex: cs, against the glass as children watch helplessly.

Damn bitch got his face manateed. 2:The manatee effect left this huge scar on my face. As seen in the youtube video search (manatee squash)

by Andizzzzzle January 9, 2008

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

manaped

the opposite of kidnapped

my freind allmost got manaped

by pizzalover 1998 June 21, 2017

Manaped

When a women meets a man steals him from where she met him. She doesn't let him be away from her then on out. She rapes him repeatedly till he cums in her against his will.

She told her kids and friends "I manaped him."

by Sexyladycreep May 25, 2018

manpeedo

A pre-lubed penis that finds its target (the vagina of a sleeping partner) in the dark of night. The act of doing said action.

I totally manpeedoed Rebecca Welch last night around 3 in the morning. After putting up a good fight, she was last seen going down to rescue the semen before all was lost.

by ILikeTightBoxes September 2, 2019

Manateed

To make something late or slow. To delay without apparent reason.

“I was manateed by 2 hours. The turnover was nonexistent.”

by Jbabs December 11, 2021