manathema 

A portmanteau of man and anathema.

Something which men hate, or hate to do.

Shoe shopping is manathema.

Being kicked in the nads is manathema.

manathema by Steve the Snake October 5, 2012

Mathematress 

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.

*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!

Mathematress by Shunsui December 24, 2010

Mathematical

Of or pertaining to the nature of mathematics.

This can also be used as a figure of speech to describe something that would be considered good or exciting.

To understand many branches of science, one must be well versed in mathematical knowledge.

Dog: Hey, lets go do something fun!

Boy: Mathematical!

Mathematical by Strange Comma July 6, 2010

Mathematter 

Something that is relevant to mathematics.

1. In this day an age, knowing long division doesn't mathematter.

2. When I was in Calculus, I could have went to the tutor for help, but it wouldn't have mathemattered.

Mathematter by myWoodenCow November 12, 2010

mathemagician 

n. From the words Mathematician and Magician: A person who's so good at maths that the answers they come up with and techniques they use seem like magic to those of a more ignorant nature.

John Nash (from "A Beautiful Mind") could be described as a mathemagician

mathemagician by mark_davo April 12, 2007

mathematician 

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.

mathematician by G Gorkenheimer April 24, 2006

Mathematics 

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

Mathematics by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015