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manastery 

a dwelling place for distinctly masculine Christian males, typically college-aged, who wish to create an environment of contemporary Christian discipleship in contrast to the values of many fraternities or other private houses of debauchery.
Next year Ben will either live in his dorm again or he may opt to live in the manastery on Foster Street.
manastery by agile rev January 22, 2011

mansturbating 

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men
I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating
mansturbating by DR MD August 26, 2009

mansturating 

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.
Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.
mansturating by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

mansturbate 

The same as regular masturbation, but more aggressive and manly.
Real men don't jack off, they mansturbate.
mansturbate by MikeCareyHunt December 27, 2010

Mansturation 

The period of time when guys experience their 'time of the month', also known as BMS.
Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.

I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
Mansturation by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011

Mansturbate 

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance
I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night
Mansturbate by AM/FM March 3, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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