mansturising 

Using your jizz to moisturise.

Paul: Dude your skin is really dry.
Bob: I'll whack one off and use the jizz to mansturise. mansturising is really good for the skin, espically on the face.

mansturising by smeg24 May 23, 2006

Masturcising 

The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.

Instead of running on his treadmill, he likes to stand on it and jerkoff. He's totally into masturcising but he won't get fit or lose weight that way!

Masturcising by Workout November 11, 2011

mansturating 

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

mansturating by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

masturcising 

Masturcising is a form of exercise in which the person only masturbates instead of a more traditional form of exercise such as running.

"Alex put on his workout clothes and hit his bedroom for some masturcising."

masturcising by Koolaide Man February 12, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022