mansturising

Using your jizz to moisturise.

Paul: Dude your skin is really dry.
Bob: I'll whack one off and use the jizz to mansturise. mansturising is really good for the skin, espically on the face.

by smeg24 May 23, 2006

Masturcising

The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.

Instead of running on his treadmill, he likes to stand on it and jerkoff. He's totally into masturcising but he won't get fit or lose weight that way!

by Workout November 11, 2011

mansturating

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

masturcising

Masturcising is a form of exercise in which the person only masturbates instead of a more traditional form of exercise such as running.

"Alex put on his workout clothes and hit his bedroom for some masturcising."

by Koolaide Man February 12, 2010