man-bear

(verb)
To insert a cigar tube into a woman's anus in an attempt to provide maximum stimulation during sexual intercourse. Normally only done while in the doggy style position.

"That is one nasty bitch; I heard she even let Andy man-bear her last night"

by riverrats May 6, 2009

Man Bear

Someone who is a complete cock nose and regularly shits the bed when it comes to updating contract pricing should be referred to as a man bear.

Chris cost us $20,000 in sales last month? That motherfucker is a total man bear.

by lobsterneuberg May 7, 2009

man bear

to dominate sexually or non sexually, destroy, or succeed at a task in a savage or bear-like manor.

Carter: Did your see Brank and that beezy hookin up?

Noah: he man beared that shit somthin' fierce..... as always

by noah y. December 9, 2008

Man Bear Pig

A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.

"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"

"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"

by Dikey McCarpetMuncher December 16, 2008

Man Bear Pig Shot

The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.

The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!

by snackdizzle April 17, 2009

man bear pig

Half man Half bear Half pig. then you get man bear pig, also know as al gore

haha i watched that movie with al gore, what a man bear pig

by SkaterBoy October 10, 2007

man bear pig

al gore being super cereal or serial that half man ,half bear , half pig creature exists and attacks people in south park where they say al gore has no freinds and wants atttention XD! MBP !!

man bear pig from south park which al gore sayss it exists and no one belives him

by gPv16 March 20, 2010