2 definitions by Dikey McCarpetMuncher
A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.
"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"
"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"
"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"
by Dikey McCarpetMuncher November 30, 2008
Overshadowed by the amazingness of Ohio State, Xavier college is a haven for boring ugly nobodies who THINK they have money. It is nothing more than a bunch of pricks who are at a satellite school of the all amazing Villanova University. It is also a beloved college for boring chicks out of central PA who think they're laid back and chill, but really are just there to get fucked and get schooled. Education: NO. Sex: Yes. Alcohol: They're all pussies
Xavier University Student Dialogue
Xavier Student 1: "Hey, do you wana go to a kegger on the other side of campus?"
Xavier Student 2: "yea, sure... how many cases of beer?"
Xavier Student 1: "1"
Xavier Student 2: "omg. im gona get so wrecked tonight!"
Xavier Student 1: "Hey, do you wana go to a kegger on the other side of campus?"
Xavier Student 2: "yea, sure... how many cases of beer?"
Xavier Student 1: "1"
Xavier Student 2: "omg. im gona get so wrecked tonight!"
by Dikey McCarpetMuncher November 30, 2008