Man Mess

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Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.

Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!

Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!

Man Mess by theREALharryjones August 9, 2010

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Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

Man Mess by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

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mess of a man

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy

that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man

mess of a man by David Simpson September 29, 2005

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don't mess with my man

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.

Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.

don't mess with my man by Arthur34 April 23, 2017

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M.M. ( my mess, my man)

The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.

That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)

M.M. ( my mess, my man) by M.m. March 23, 2020

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message man

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

message man by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017

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Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

Messy Man by Cragnon December 8, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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