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man mayo
man mayo by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003
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man mayo • man mayonnaise • man mayoed • mayo man • Creamy mayo man • Mayonnaise Man • Manmayouri • man • man whore • man child
mayo man
Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black
Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much
Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
mayo man by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020
Mayo Man
Mayo Man by 28Mxdonalds August 16, 2021
Creamy mayo man
Creamy mayo man by JESUSHATESNFTS December 2, 2021
man mayonnaise
man mayonnaise by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
man mayoed
Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"
"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"
man mayoed by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005
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