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man custard 

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc
Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

Poor Man's Custard 

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.
He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

one eyed custard chucking welsh man 

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''
-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.