man custard 

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

man custard by mercunium November 11, 2003

man custard 

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc

Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

man custard by raging man juice July 17, 2009

Poor Man's Custard 

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

Poor Man's Custard by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

one eyed custard chucking welsh man 

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.

one eyed custard chucking welsh man by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

Mangustard

Mangos and mustard combined

Guy 1: I want mangos
Guy 2: I want mustard
Guy 1: let's get mangustard
Guy 2: ok

Mangustard by RareReset1 May 14, 2026