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Fagasourusrex was a preastoric homosexual dinosaur.

-John is such a fagasourusrex
-The cave man was raped by the fagasourusrex.
-Dan and Fred are fagasourusrex's together

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''

I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.

A outer being or alien that is homosexual, Usauly why most aliens (the fag toids) probe your anus, giving them pleasure.

DAME, FRED! last night i got analy probed by a fag toid from beyond the stars!....I liked it.