32 definitions by mercunium

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

scrotrot

A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot

Jim's got scrotrot again

by mercunium August 13, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by mercunium August 13, 2003

set

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London, UK.

Set me your phone

by mercunium August 13, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by mercunium August 13, 2003

Taxiban

A typical taxi driver in Birmingham, UK. All the fuckers look like Taliban cunts, hence the contraction of Taxi-Taliban to Taxiban (thanks Lisa)

I got wankered up Broad Street on Thursday and ended up getting bumraped by a Taxiban on the way home.

by mercunium August 16, 2003

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003