Definitions by mercunium

aston 

An area of Birmingham where you are likely to be shot/murdered.

Also home to a shit "university": Aston University.

Person 1: I'm going to Aston tonight.
Person 2: OK, I'll prepare myself for your funeral.

aston by mercunium November 24, 2003

uce 

The "University" of Central England. A shit university in Birmingham that is so bad it looks up to Aston, let alone the superior beings at Birmingham University.

You go to UCE? Aren't they the a-level grades you need to get in there?

uce by mercunium November 24, 2003

Bum Bogey 

Small brown nuggets of faeces that fall out of one's anus.

See bum nuggets

Ian keeps picking bum bogeys out of his arse and flicking them at Simon.

Bum Bogey by mercunium November 24, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

moose by mercunium November 21, 2003

vag dis 

Short for vaginal discharge.

Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor.

vag dis by mercunium November 16, 2003

man paste 

See man custard

Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste

man paste by mercunium November 11, 2003

man custard 

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

man custard by mercunium November 11, 2003