mercunium's definitions

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

set

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London, UK.

Set me your phone

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man custard

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

by mercunium November 11, 2003