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Poor man’s ass to mouth
When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.
I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.
Poor man’s ass to mouth by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025
The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass
*Tourettes guy keeps trying to unscrew a screw , but keeps failing. The screw finally starts to loosen a few minutes later*
"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"
"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"
The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass by Larusin1998 April 8, 2026
National Grab your mans ass day
A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
National Grab your mans ass day by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
man-sass
a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female
Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"
man-sass by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011
The Ghost of Some Mans Ass
An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.
The Ghost of Some Mans Ass by Awfulmedic June 30, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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