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Pecker slapping your dog in the face while texting your mom in emojis as a form of secretive talk only because you're too much of a pussy to tell her you're gay and love gay sex with men 60 years or older.
David, quit being a maltas and tell your mom you're gay!!!
by busbarn August 30, 2016
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