malfas

Someone who plays the block game known as "minecraft". Most people who get the nickname Malfas are named this way because they are usually nerds who play UHC Champions on the hypixel network.

People are also named this way if they are absolute cunts who suck dick all day.

Fuck you *Malfas*

malfas by Wistaf February 16, 2018

malfactice 

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.

Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.

malfactice by glamrocker October 26, 2010

Malpas 

Really busy/ stressed

I am so malpas today.

Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018

malash 

(may-lash) To drive with wreckless abandon, similar to mele (may-lay), Endangering the lives everyone on the road.

I got drunk and malashed my car into a tree last night.

malash by Barry the guy May 28, 2006

Malasia 

Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.

Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.

Malasia by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015

MANFAST 

MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.

Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.

It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)

In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.

I plan on attending MANFAST this year. Bring the bacon and beer...we have work to do.

MANFAST by Slogo November 9, 2012

Malpass 

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009