malash

(may-lash) To drive with wreckless abandon, similar to mele (may-lay), Endangering the lives everyone on the road.

I got drunk and malashed my car into a tree last night.

by Barry the guy May 28, 2006

malash

Walking with an undefinable haste while bumping sideways into people walking along or passing-by.

He malashed his way through the crowd to reach his dorm.

by saginardo November 7, 2006

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

malshrek

When one is bad to shrek, malshrek

“Why are you malshrek? He’s perfect.”

by ShReK_696969 May 10, 2022

Malakhi

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .

Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)

by Baddie714 April 16, 2019

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Malasia

Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.

Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.

by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015