Roaming dragger

An old dog that has short legs but a long penis.

My dog is a roaming dragger.

by Stefonfan April 06, 2015

Maltruism

Giving to charity to spite someone

Whenever I see protests in front of Planned Parenthood, I give to Planned Parenthood out of maltruism.

by Stefonfan September 04, 2017

Fart tag

A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.

Anyone want to play fart tag?

by Stefonfan April 05, 2015

Vanilla Bear

The person who your share a brain with and is always ready with a hug when you need it. The person with whom you can drive for six hours with and talk the whole time, no silence.

Rob Peterson is my vanilla bear.

by Stefonfan November 02, 2019