Walking away from a conversation at the
bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking
straight to your car without saying
even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.
Derek: What happened to Drew last
night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder
chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last
night.