malfeces

mal- malfeasance

The Congressman's outburst was worse than stupid, he planned it. It was malfeces.

by forhall September 16, 2009

Malfeces

The act of eating the ass of someone in a fursuit

"hey do you wanna go back to my room and practice our Malfeces technique"

by Daku_Gannan May 29, 2019

malecessorize

to accessorize a man.

Jill malecessorized Billy at the mall.

Phil demands that Ralph spice up his attire and malecessorize.

by limmer January 6, 2009

malecessory

noun. a (usually metrosexual) accessory complementing a fantastic outfit.

also...

malecessorize verb.

Jack got a bitchin' malecessory at the mall today.

The scarf was an unbelievably attractive malecessory.

Jacks gay malecessories made me puke.

by limmer January 6, 2009

malfeesance

Misconduct by one or more elected officials regarding financial recompense for services rendered.

If we could audit all government employees for malfeesance, there would likely be a shockingly small percentage of them actually coming away with clean hands.

by QuacksO June 24, 2021