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Malfeces
Malfeces by Daku_Gannan May 29, 2019
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malecessory
noun. a (usually metrosexual) accessory complementing a fantastic outfit.
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malecessorize verb.
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malecessorize verb.
Jack got a bitchin' malecessory at the mall today.
The scarf was an unbelievably attractive malecessory.
Jacks gay malecessories made me puke.
The scarf was an unbelievably attractive malecessory.
Jacks gay malecessories made me puke.
malecessory by limmer January 6, 2009
malfeesance
If we could audit all government employees for malfeesance, there would likely be a shockingly small percentage of them actually coming away with clean hands.
malfeesance by QuacksO June 24, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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