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A very friendly person

He's such a maldwin

maldwin by Bigungmama March 18, 2017

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malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

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malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

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Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

Maldini by Saitacha January 11, 2020

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malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

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maldini

the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...

sorry...i couldnt buy the tickets 4 the match....
oh no!I've never seen paolo maldini play!

maldini by mileeee April 19, 2007

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malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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