Makyon 

A kind, funny, mood lifting, sometimes mean person that’s gives the best advice, he will put himself before others, he’s a big ladies man, but when there’s one lady he’s interested in, he puts any other girls in the past.

Omg your being such a Makyon 😍

Makyon by LIN KUEI 🤫 September 28, 2018

makyon 

very funny, respectful, kind,cute, trouble maker

omg guys makyon is so cute

makyon by makyon September 19, 2018

mayonez 

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019