Makyon

A kind, funny, mood lifting, sometimes mean person that’s gives the best advice, he will put himself before others, he’s a big ladies man, but when there’s one lady he’s interested in, he puts any other girls in the past.

Omg your being such a Makyon 😍

by LIN KUEI 🤫 September 28, 2018

makyon

very funny, respectful, kind,cute, trouble maker

omg guys makyon is so cute

by makyon September 19, 2018

mayonez

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019