maksu 

Maksu is cool as.

Damn look it’s Maksu

maksu by bsf :))) April 24, 2021

makss 

A Crazy Russian who is known for smashing paintings and drinking 90% Russian Vodka

Oh did you hear about Makss smashing the paintings

makss by NINETY PERECNT February 12, 2017

Makeupalley Cafe 

A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.

Common topic du jour's include:

picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.

This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.

A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:

Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.

Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.

Sugar baby who hates women.

The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.

Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.

Makeupalley cafe is a black hole filled to the brim with women you would never want to meet.

Makeupalley Cafe by Percy Jackson is Back June 10, 2014

papa makhubedu

The phenomenal sugar daddy from burgersfort town ,very stylish and pulchritudinous

Papa makhubedu is money giver

papa makhubedu by Serixan October 15, 2020

Mike Maksosa 

A more traveled, multifaceted and structured version of Naddí. Mike Maksosa inherits all the elements of humor, talent and cute as before, while now incorporating production, screenwriting and graphic design.

A Magic Mike 2.0

“ I think ladies at the local retirement home heard bout Mike Maksosa’s music. They’ve been they’re ordering expensive takeout every night and billing the community for hair extensions. They’re looking great.”

Mike Maksosa by 2Cute2Care April 11, 2022

Stage Makeup 

When a female or male, mostly female, is wearing too much makeup. The name originates from dancers and performers in live performances that would wear a large amount of makeup so that it could be seen by the audience as it watches the performance. It is normally worm by young teens but is not exclusive to them. The act of having Stage makeup in public is frowned upon in society as being socially deviate and extremely ugly from an aesthetics stand point

Clinton- "did you see that girl that had on too much makeup and looked like a holloween model.

Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys

Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."

Stage Makeup by AFallet1 October 28, 2010

your genes are your makeup

A naturally beautiful person has their genetics to make them beautiful.

She looks like an angel first thing in the morning, so l told her, your genes are your makeup!

your genes are your makeup by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021