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Makro'ed 

Originates from the case between a few tourists and the Makro cash & carry chain in a very large South East Asian country. Synonymous with "I got screwed in a BIG way".

Other spellings: Makroed, Makrowed
Friend 1: "Hey man, so did the divorce judge let you keep the car?"
Friend 2: "Hell no man... she batted her eyelashes at the judge... and I got Makro'ed"
Friend 1: "Serious?! Looks like she got the "Cash" and you got the "Carried" out by security. Haha!"
Makro'ed by MikroMak October 19, 2015
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DJ Makro 

The first publicly recognized name for DJ PsYkiK. DJ Makro was first introduced to the third coast DJ scene in 1998 when he was just 16.
"M-A-K-R-O Mania!"
"Dude, Makro's shit is tight!"
DJ Makro by Fandango March 13, 2005

Macronym 

1:
The longform of an acronym.
i.e. the macronym of ADD is Attention Deficit Disorder.

2:
Used to describe what the roots of compound words are.
i.e. the macronym of won't is will not.

Antonym: Acronym
Someone uses an acronym you are not familiar with;
"What is the macronym?" Or,
"What is the macronym of _____?"
Macronym by The Spam October 4, 2022

macroverbumsciolist 

1) a person who is ignorant of large words
2) a person who pretends to know a word, then secretly refers to a dictionary
Tom: Harry, you are such a macroverbumsciolist.
Harry: No I'm not! You're a macroverdumbscientist.
Harry later looks up macroverbumsciolist on urbandictionary.com and hates Tom for the next five minutes. He then pays up on his bet.
macroverbumsciolist by ~Tom April 14, 2008

macrofructation 

The hurried fruiting of a fungus, most often when raw sewage or excrement triggers the growth of morels.
Look at all that macrofructation of tasty morels sprung from those surface shitters!
macrofructation by Biomedbrain July 22, 2021

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014