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Majkati in macedonian means Simeon loves Aleksandra and they have trouble telling each other and me (edvard) tries to make them love each other or in other words make love, have sex.
For example Majkati is Simeon puts his dick inside Aleksandra's pussy while edvard is recording them and posting on porn hub.

Don't be pussy
by: Edvard najakio

insta: edikoski
inspired by : Aleksandra's and Simeon's secret love.
majkati by edikoski November 22, 2021
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The Financial disctrict of the Philippines. The center of business and banking. Has almost all the Corporate Headquarters of major Philippine and International firms.
Makati Girls smell so sweet and rock in bed!
Makati by Makati City Office Boy January 5, 2004

majka ti debam 

its like fucking your friend’s mother
-ko staa ve baluk
-majka ti debam
majka ti debam by gagovich January 24, 2019

maukatita 

a certain door in which leads to a certain place.
That door is a maukatita one!
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Very popular expression in Bulgaria to harass someone with something about his mother,usually used by 10-12 years kids.
Maikati=yo mama
Maikatiiiiiiiii is so fat ,whenever she jumps in a pool they found water on mars hehe xd
Maikati by Tyler fate June 11, 2017

Majka ti 

Majka ti is someone who constantly yells at you, is disappointed at you 24/7 and she's happy only when you throw out the trash or buying something from the market
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Person 2: By majka mi?
Person 1: Yes, its because I tried taking cheese out of the fridge and then told her that she's a nonce.
Person: Tbf she is a nonce lol, but I love majka ti
Majka ti by Klodoik May 30, 2022
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