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jeez, the guy wouldn't know majisty if it came up and bit him in the face.
majisty by alex July 26, 2003
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Mikey Majesty 

Mikey Majesty is an American artist, model, and entertainer. Known for his androgynous appearance, he’s making your boyfriend AND girlfriends panties wet. Usually seen with brightly colored hair and a full face of makeup, he is slowly becoming the D list celebrity he deserves to be.
Person a: “hey, have you heard that song Got Ca$h?”
Person b: “who is it by?”
Person a: “Mikey Majesty. I don’t know if they’re a guy or a girl but this song is AWESOME bro”
Name; usually African American decent,of mixed races.
Always stunning and beautiful, skin complexion is perfect, hair soft and long and curly, her features are soft but unforgettable, extremely unique and the opitome of perfect. Not only beautiful but Intellegent and talented. She does not give her love, affection or attention easily, and is prone to falling in love with only one.
Girls with this name are always beautiful and unique and you are lucky to have met her. ~xx
Guy 1: Who's the chick over there

(He stares at the girl laughing and smiling with her friends)
Guy 2: Oh that's Majesty, she's pretty cute for a sophomore.
Guy 1: Yeah, what is she though?
Guy 2: I have no idea, she's like black and white I think, maybe Asian.

Guy 3: she's pretty hot, who cares what the fuck she is
Majesty by That One Guy Blue January 14, 2014

purple majesty 

A variety of potatoes but also a slang term for external male genitalia
Ex1: I had purple potatoes for tea, they were called purple majesty

Girl: he presented me with his penis, it was a purple majesty

Imperial majesty 

Imperial Majesty (His/Her Imperial Majesty, abbreviated as HIM) is a style used by Emperors and Empresses. It distinguishes the status of an emperor/empress from that of a King/Queen, who are simply styled Majesty.
I'm him. His/her imperial majesty.

Black Majesty

Black Majesty are a Melodic Power Metal band from Australia, just released there second studio album "Silent Company ". They kick ass and have bigger and better things for them in the future.
Black Majesty are Awesome look out for the " Sands of Time " and " Silent Company".
Black Majesty by Black_Majesty August 31, 2005

Zoe Majesty 

When you wit the shits and you're Haitian , Bougie Haitian
That nigga on his Zoe Majesty shit.

Synonyms: Baller , High Roller, shot caller

Antonyms: Buster, Lame, Loser, Chump
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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