malejaculate

1. n. Male ejaculate.
2. v. Male orgasm.

1. n. Jessica kept on tugging until she was covered in malejaculate.

2. b. Jessica's tugging made me malejaculate.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD February 9, 2010

majaculate

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

by OMGLX August 31, 2022

Manjaculate

When something is so manly it cause a uncontrolable and spontanious ejaculation.

Friend says to another friend while watching top fuel motorcyle drag racing

" Man if I could go down the track on that I would MANJACULATE all the way down the track "

by CHUCK N aka BATMAN November 3, 2009

Manjaculate

n. Humorous term for semen, specifically that which is produced during homosexual copulation.

v. The act of manjaculation.

Jesus, dude! Mop the manjaculate out of your ass and STFU!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Mayojaculate

The creamy glops of mayonnaise that ooze out of a sandwich while eating.

That sandwich was huge; I must've gulped two quarts of mayojaculate at lunch today.

by Deeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2019