majagulated
An adjective describing something that is disfigured in an extremly chaotic way. Similar to delapidated but with more emphasis on how mangled the object is.
majagulated by Emmett Murphy October 21, 2006
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Mangulated
Mangulated by Steeffaann August 20, 2007
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Mangulated
A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
Mangulated by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012
majaculate
When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!
Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!
majaculate by OMGLX August 31, 2022
Mangulated
Mangulated describes something that is horrible, possibly deformed and overall - naasty!!! It can be used by anyone and is mainly used to accentuate the word minging. Can also describe drunkness.
Uhhh, that shirt she's wearing is so mangulated!
Someone smells mangulated in here, like something has died!
Uhhh!!! He's totally mangulated!
Someone smells mangulated in here, like something has died!
Uhhh!!! He's totally mangulated!
Mangulated by Kitsune Noir September 25, 2005
Majigulated
Majigulated by The majigulator February 7, 2023
Manigulated
J: "Damn, bro! That's a fatass bag we just picked up from Villa Main."
*unties bag*
D: "Naw dawg, barely 2 joints in this bitch. We got manigulated!"
*unties bag*
D: "Naw dawg, barely 2 joints in this bitch. We got manigulated!"
Manigulated by S1NN3D March 15, 2023
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