majagulated 

An adjective describing something that is disfigured in an extremly chaotic way. Similar to delapidated but with more emphasis on how mangled the object is.

When I lent my bike to phil, he brought it back majagulated!

majagulated by Emmett Murphy October 21, 2006

Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

Mangulated by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.

"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"

Mangulated by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

majaculate 

When you're a Majacula (Magician Dracula), and you're looking for Zirconium, but you really have to bang one out, so you jerk off but then immediately make your cum disappear as it exits your 'wand'. Fapacadabra!

Damn, it's been a long time since I've been sawed in half, if you know what I mean, but I don't want anyone to know I was playing with my cup and balls in here. Guess I'm gonna have to majaculate!

majaculate by OMGLX August 31, 2022

Mangulated

Mangulated describes something that is horrible, possibly deformed and overall - naasty!!! It can be used by anyone and is mainly used to accentuate the word minging. Can also describe drunkness.

Uhhh, that shirt she's wearing is so mangulated!
Someone smells mangulated in here, like something has died!
Uhhh!!! He's totally mangulated!

Mangulated by Kitsune Noir September 25, 2005

Majigulated 

Emotionally or physically mutilated, disfigured, or simply messed up

Damn that clown got majigulated

Majigulated by The majigulator February 7, 2023

Manigulated

Being manipulated by the fluffiness of the bag you just picked up from Villa Main

J: "Damn, bro! That's a fatass bag we just picked up from Villa Main."
*unties bag*
D: "Naw dawg, barely 2 joints in this bitch. We got manigulated!"

Manigulated by S1NN3D March 15, 2023