mailstrom 

A humongous debacle/scandal caused by negligence/laziness/corruption on the part of the Postal Service.

With all the mailstroms that have been talked about in the news lately, I'm almost afraid to mail a letter, for fear that there will be some stupid-a** delay or "returned to sender" screw-up with my envelope's delivery!

mailstrom by QuacksO February 15, 2019

malestrom 

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.

Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"

malestrom by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

Failstrom 

A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.

OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.

Failstrom by D Adler February 5, 2010

Malmstrom

Likes Scaring Children And Yelling, Likes Sports But Doesn't Get Exercise, He's Very Tall And Creepy, And No One Can Stand Him.

OMG IT'S MALMSTROM RUN AWAY!!

Malmstrom by MonsterBuns17 December 10, 2016

Mainstremo 

A current scene in rock music that contains numerous bands who identify themselves or are labelled as emo, but share none of the stylistic traits of foundational emo bands such as Fugazi, Rites of Spring, Sunny Day Real Estate, or Texas is the Reason. This style began in the D.C. Hardcore scene during the Revolution Summer of 1985. Earlier bands often sounded akin to hardcore punk, but utilizing more dissonance and more varied time signatures. Nineties bands were often softer and focused on intricate guitar work and melodies.

Such bands may include Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, Fall Out Boy, Something Corporate, As I Lay Dying, and Panic! At the Disco, among others. Most of these bands fit more comfortably into the post-hardcore, alternative rock, or modern rock categories. These bands are known for a generic sound, whiny and/or nasally vocals, and for overtly depressing and sad lyrics. Most of the bands adhere to the stereotypes of the emo fashion, but some, like My Chemical Romance, have adopted their own identifiable look. Their guitar work usually consists of power chords, tuned to Drop-D with heavy distortion, not unlike nu-metal. Some of the more musically technical bands likely fit better into the fashioncore, metalcore, or post-hardcore scenes.

Taking Back Sunday is Mainstremo. Fugazi is emotional/emotive hardcore, the true meaning of emo.

Mainstremo by Wreck the Check August 1, 2006

mallstrocity 

A giant shopping center that takes over a neighborhood.
Its a monster of a building and a mecca for the annoying, overspending masses.

The Americana at Brand in Glendale is an absolute mallstrocity.

mallstrocity by imissayou2 May 28, 2008

Markstrom

A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.

Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.

She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.

Markstrom by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013