emaelstrom 

A long and complicated email trail with dozens of CC's discussing a situation almost none of the recipients cares about.

Did you get caught in the latest emaelstrom about the broken widgets?

emaelstrom by Jim Haungs June 7, 2005

Femaelstrom

The whirlpool of turmoil unleashed by a woman scorned.

I’m still paying for the femaelstrom unlesshed when my wife found out I was cheating on her, my life has been in turmoil ever since.

Femaelstrom by Tmrome April 9, 2022

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.

e-maelstrom by AlanHarper February 23, 2009

The Maelstrom 

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect

Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.

The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005

maelstrom 

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

maelstrom by Me July 30, 2004

Maelstrom 

What your crush says to you when you flirt to much

"Are you ready for the maelstrom"the guy said

Maelstrom by DingDongTheWitchIsWet December 6, 2019

Florida Maelstrom 

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."

Florida Maelstrom by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011