Markstrom

A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.

Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.

She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.

Markstrom by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013

malestrom 

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.

Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"

malestrom by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

Malmstrom

Likes Scaring Children And Yelling, Likes Sports But Doesn't Get Exercise, He's Very Tall And Creepy, And No One Can Stand Him.

OMG IT'S MALMSTROM RUN AWAY!!

Malmstrom by MonsterBuns17 December 10, 2016

marketroid 

A contraction of the phrase "Marketing Droid." Also 'marketoid'.

Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.

I asked how much horsepower it had, but the marketroid kept saying "Look! It's a HEMI!!!"

marketroid by icabod May 21, 2004

Markromancy

When someone predicts the future through an Douchebag-ish comment

"You Just Wait, He's going to come driving down here the moment you fucking leave!"

*Car drives by*

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"

"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."

Markromancy by Markromancers Incubi June 14, 2009

marketroid 

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

marketroid by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

Markstrubate 

A term that explains what Marks do on their free time, this is primarily done as a way to show their dominance, usually in front of friends to show the superiority of Mark-Kind

Damn that Mark, he Markstrubated in front of all the bros and beat our asses red

Markstrubate by L8gmanuts May 4, 2021