A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.
Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
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Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
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Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
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Likes Scaring Children And Yelling, Likes Sports But Doesn't Get Exercise, He's Very Tall And Creepy, And No One Can Stand Him.
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Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.
Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.
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*Car drives by*
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"
"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."
*Car drives by*
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"
"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."
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by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012
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