Malmstrom
Likes Scaring Children And Yelling, Likes Sports But Doesn't Get Exercise, He's Very Tall And Creepy, And No One Can Stand Him.
Malmstrom by MonsterBuns17 December 10, 2016
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malestrom
Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.
(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)
Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)
Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
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mallstrocity
A giant shopping center that takes over a neighborhood.
Its a monster of a building and a mecca for the annoying, overspending masses.
Its a monster of a building and a mecca for the annoying, overspending masses.
mallstrocity by imissayou2 May 28, 2008
Markstrom
A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.
Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
Markstrom by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013
Malestorm
When a group of male caucasians come together to celebrate freedom. Usually consisting of ten males, nine of them get into the handstand position while the lone standing male begins to jerk all of them off.
Malestorm by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011
e-maelstrom
When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.
After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.
e-maelstrom by AlanHarper February 23, 2009
The Maelstrom
A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005
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