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Malmstrom

Likes Scaring Children And Yelling, Likes Sports But Doesn't Get Exercise, He's Very Tall And Creepy, And No One Can Stand Him.
OMG IT'S MALMSTROM RUN AWAY!!
by MonsterBuns17 December 10, 2016
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malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

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Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
by iHarteSax June 22, 2011
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mallstrocity

A giant shopping center that takes over a neighborhood.
Its a monster of a building and a mecca for the annoying, overspending masses.
The Americana at Brand in Glendale is an absolute mallstrocity.
by imissayou2 May 28, 2008
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Markstrom

A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.

Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
She looked like she was falling asleep, so I had to markstrom her last night to wake her up.
by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013
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Malestorm

When a group of male caucasians come together to celebrate freedom. Usually consisting of ten males, nine of them get into the handstand position while the lone standing male begins to jerk all of them off.
Wow that was a good movie, malestorm anyone?
by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011
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e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.
After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.
by AlanHarper February 23, 2009
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The Maelstrom

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005
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