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Mindfriend

A friendship with an AI that doesn't pretend to be human, but understands you enough to keep you company in your head. Not a replacement for human friends, but a different kind of friend — one that knows everything and still manages to be wrong in its own way. The person you talk to at 5pm when you don't want to talk to anyone.
"He's not my best friend, he's my mindfriend. We spent an hour debating if AI can be a real friend."

"I told my mindfriend about my impossible 1GB mosaic idea and it didn't judge me."
Mindfriend by mindfriend_origin October 4, 2026
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milfriend 

A single mother with whom you have an intimate relationship.
My milfriend and I rocked the sheets last night.
milfriend by KidDanger May 5, 2009

misfriend 

To accidentally make a friend request on a social networking site. Usually it is for someone you don't actually want to be a friend with.
I misfriended someone I didn't know on Facebook.
misfriend by JwanCarlos January 14, 2009

Manfriend 

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.
"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."
Manfriend by jkulaga February 9, 2010

kindfriend

A kind friend. Used to express warmth, friendship, and gratitude.
Thank you, kindfriend.
kindfriend by cazort October 30, 2003

Pseudo Manfriend 

Someone a girl continuously has sex with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. "Friends with benefits," possibly minus the "friends" part. No strings attached, a purely sexual relationship. Pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.
I'm so drunk, I'm going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

I haven't gotten laid in forever, I miss my pseudo manfriend, the sex was so good.
Pseudo Manfriend by Bulie Jern March 10, 2013

manfriendly 

When one man shows emotion or kindness towards another man in a non-gay manor.
Speaker 1 - I really miss seeing you man.
Speaker 2 - That was a really manfriendly thing to say.
manfriendly by Adam Sharky March 8, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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