Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010

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Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

Mahogany Doors by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013

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mahoganie

a pretty girl with all jordans and has boys falling in love with her, dont forget she is the best at basketball

bro last week mahoganie crossed johnny.

mahoganie by momo_to_saucyy April 4, 2017

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mashooganuts

A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants

"I can actually see his mashooganuts from a mile away"

mashooganuts by Samponanna April 16, 2009

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mahogany lox

The prettiest girl ever! DJ at Magcon also a viner and singer. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She had great fashion too.

Mahogany Lox is so beautiful.
I want to be like Mahogany Lox.

mahogany lox by LittleWhitesides! October 16, 2014

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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