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Everyone wants him to die and he has an abnormaly small penis and asshole. He was raped at birth.
"He is such a magnuss"
magnuss by The Best Franko Ever April 20, 2017
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magnus bane 

an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
magnus bane throughout the whole series; fab.
magnus bane by supertrash September 14, 2016

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

Magnus bane 

A powerful warlock from Brooklyn who is the most caring sweet kind helpful understanding selfless nice person you will ever meet on earth... he deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He's also the most beautiful and attractive person ever with his iconic and stylish outfits, makeup looks ,amazing hair styles, nail polish, pretty jewelry (rings, necklaces etc,) and OF COURSE his sassiness, personality, attitude and his MAGIC..
Magnus bane deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve Magnus bane
Magnus bane by malecaddixcted_ April 18, 2018
Magnus is perfect. No one can be as perfect and amazing as Magnus. Magnus will light up your life, like nobody else will. He is an amazing, caring and loving person. He is very fun to be around, and can be very silly, goofy and giggly. Very competetive and strong-willed. Always wants you to feel comfortable, and is always caring about you and your mood, health and thoughts. Magnus is always there for you, and if Magnus falls in love with you, you will be blessed. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world, and will treat you like a queen. He will give you all the attention and time you need, without it being too much for him. He will listen to everything you say, understand and support you.

Magnus values his friends and family a lot, and he is truly there for them he loves, when they need it.
Magnus is the best cuddler in the world, and is ALWAYS up to cuddling. He loves being the big spoon, and has no problem with being the little spoon as well. He is also the best kisser in the world, and he will always make you feel good in that kind of way :)

On top being one of the best and most loving people in the world, Magnus is very attractive, and can make any girl fall in love with him. He is so hot, and he has a great sense of fashion. He is very tall, and he has a gorgeous body and face. His hair is always perfect, and he smells so good. Everyone should have a Magnus in their life. He is amazing.
Girl 1: "That guy over there is so hot! Who is he?"
Girl 2: "It's Magnus! He is perfect, right?"
Girl 1: "Indeed."
Magnus by djella April 28, 2020

magnus chase 

A Norse demigod. (Son of Frey) Popular fictional character in the book series, Magnus Chase and The Gods Of Asgard. A notable characteristic of him is that he loves falafel.
Magnus Chase is my favorite fictional character!
magnus chase by riordanverse December 29, 2019
The greatest name to ever been said or seen. If you see a Magnus marry them.
Hey did you see the name Magnus is awesome!
Omg I am soooo naming my kid Magnus!
Magnus by Psoeirhrjehjd January 16, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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