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Magnuson 

Hay you magnuson

Magnuson 

A beer battered piece of bacon. It is often associated with beef.
Lets meet up with magnuson, hes smelling beefy today.
Magnuson by dontdothatt January 26, 2009

jerry magnuson 

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.
Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.
jerry magnuson by Jmagnus July 30, 2008

Diana Magnuson 

A bitch of a professor who hates her students and has a stick so far up her ass you can see it coming out of her mouth. The kind of professor who you hate.
I didn't have any free time this weekend because my professor assigned me a 400 page book out of nowhere. She's such a Diana Magnuson.
Diana Magnuson by bortscum July 19, 2019

Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson 

Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!

magnusson 

often this nice looking swede, who you always can sleep over with, hence his home is called "second home".
thats such a magnusson thing to do.
magnusson by ivanrodriguez December 17, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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