Definitions by Jmagnus

jerry magnuson 

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.

Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.

jerry magnuson by Jmagnus July 30, 2008

budweiser 

Clydesdale piss. Drinking this makes you un-american.

Gross, what the hell was that. It tastes like a horse just pissed in my mouth. I fucking hate budweiser!

Dude, this Buds for you!

budweiser by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Miller High Life 

The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Champagne of Beers!

Get that Budweiser out of here and give me a Miller High Life.

Miller High Life by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

cold stone creamery 

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".

Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.

cold stone creamery by Jmagnus November 1, 2007