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Magnuson 

The head captain of the Karma Police (see definition) with his team members Nick1 and Ryan2. CEO Johnny. We do it for Johnny.
Hey! you shouldnt of shorted me, i'll send the Magnuson after your bitch ass.
Magnuson by Karma09 January 26, 2009
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Magnuson 

Hay you magnuson

Magnuson 

A beer battered piece of bacon. It is often associated with beef.
Lets meet up with magnuson, hes smelling beefy today.
Magnuson by dontdothatt January 26, 2009

jerry magnuson 

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.
Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.
jerry magnuson by Jmagnus July 30, 2008

Diana Magnuson 

A bitch of a professor who hates her students and has a stick so far up her ass you can see it coming out of her mouth. The kind of professor who you hate.
I didn't have any free time this weekend because my professor assigned me a 400 page book out of nowhere. She's such a Diana Magnuson.
Diana Magnuson by bortscum July 19, 2019

Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson 

Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!

magnusson 

often this nice looking swede, who you always can sleep over with, hence his home is called "second home".
thats such a magnusson thing to do.
magnusson by ivanrodriguez December 17, 2013
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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