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magnapuss 

A weight lifter that can't do anything useful with his strength. Or co-worker that is useless 99% of the time.
Jimmy is a real magnapuss when it comes to carrying firewood, but he can sure sling dumbbells.
magnapuss by ideal300 August 15, 2014

Sic Parvis Magna 

"Greatness from small beginnings."

Commonly known as a phrase from Sir Francis Drake in the Uncharted series for the PlayStation 4.

Sir Francis Drake was knighted by the Queen and given a ring inscribed with the motto "Sic Parvis Magna" on the outside of it. Nathan Drake found the ring and kept it on a necklace, it'd later become a clue into helping him find Sir Francis' empty coffin off the coast of Panama, and it'd also help him find El Dorado.
"Nathan Drake wears a ring around his neck with the letters Sic Parvis Magna etched into it. Do you know what it means?"

"It's Latin, and it means 'Greatness from small beginnings'."

magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas 

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

magnostic 

The belief that magnets, magnetic fields, and magnetism are lies made up by the government to hide the existence of wizards.
Adam: I got you magnets for your birthday!
Will: What you got me are lies! You should know by now that I'm a magnostic!
magnostic by pkpman February 16, 2019
A Magnogo is a crypto investor that sold at the worst point possible.

The term "Magnogo" originated when a Telegram user called "Magnegro" bought 2k USD of $AKITA tokens soon after the crypto currency was launched, he owned 1% of all $AKITA. At the ATH his 90B tokens were worth 880k USD, but Magnegro sold at the bottom and is just able to buy a second hand car. Three days later, the price of $AKITA went X 5. Soon dozens of memes were made by the Telegram community, dubbing "Magnegro" into "Magnogo".
"Yo Dawg, did you HODL your crypto?"
'Nah man, I sold at the bottom'
"Wow, you're such a Magnogo"
Magnogo by Savage Perov May 8, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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