magniturd 

The size, extent, or dimensions of the shit that you find yourself in.

When the governor used state funds to pay for a trip to see his girlfriend in Iceland, he never considered the magniturd of the consequences of such a bonehead move.

magniturd by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter June 26, 2009

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

USA Magnited States of America by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

magnitudally

Something that is the biggest, greatest and best thing it could be. The magnitude of something in its largest form.

The magnitude of love I feel for you is indescribable. Or... You are magnitudally beautiful in every way possible.

magnitudally by Ace4kingAce March 7, 2019

Magnitude 

1. Short for "Magnetic Attitude"

2. Attractive personality

Tim- Man, everybody sure loves Jimmy

Chris- Yup, my nigga has magnitude!! POP! POP!

Magnitude by grizzyGRIND March 23, 2011

Magnetard 

A gathering of mentally challenged people, usually sticking together.

"Look at those idiots sticking together... Magnetards"

Magnetard by SCDC March 2, 2009

Manitude 

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

Manitude by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

manitude 

when a guy throws a hissy fit and/or has serios attitude

girl: *laughing with friends*
guy: "shut up!"
girl: "gee wiz, what's up with the manitude?"

manitude by duckquackmoo March 14, 2008