magniturd

The size, extent, or dimensions of the shit that you find yourself in.

When the governor used state funds to pay for a trip to see his girlfriend in Iceland, he never considered the magniturd of the consequences of such a bonehead move.

by Bubba Abdul Ledbetter June 26, 2009

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USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

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magnitudally

Something that is the biggest, greatest and best thing it could be. The magnitude of something in its largest form.

The magnitude of love I feel for you is indescribable. Or... You are magnitudally beautiful in every way possible.

by Ace4kingAce March 7, 2019

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Magnitude

1. Short for "Magnetic Attitude"

2. Attractive personality

Tim- Man, everybody sure loves Jimmy

Chris- Yup, my nigga has magnitude!! POP! POP!

by grizzyGRIND March 23, 2011

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Magnetard

A gathering of mentally challenged people, usually sticking together.

"Look at those idiots sticking together... Magnetards"

by SCDC March 2, 2009

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Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

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